Pot Calling The Kettle Black

In the beginning, there was the Jobs. He had an Apple. The apple in the garden of computerland was beautiful.

Then along came the Gates, who saw how beautiful was the apple and plucked it for his own.

Now the Linux saw that the Gates was chrging too much money for the beautiful apple he stole and decided to create another fruit even more beautiful and offer it to people as an alternative to the apple that Gates had.

Now the Gates, through his minion, the Ballmer, is upset and wants to sue the Linux, saying the new fruit is similar to his apple which really had belonged to the Jobs in the first place.

Click here to read the article about Ballmer talking of Microsoft suing Linux is you are really really bored.

by Chris McElroy
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