Stuff I bet you don't know about animals
Giant flying foxes, which are a type of bat, that live in Indonesia have wingspans of nearly six feet. No horror movie coming out about that one?
A blue whale's tongue is so large that fifty people could stand on it. Until he swallows.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. And the older ones never ever use their blinker either. Oops, different topic. Nevermind.
If you spray an antiseptic spray on a polar bear, its fur will turn purple. If anyone will go out and verify this one personally, email me about it. If you can.
In the last 30 years, only seven people have been killed by a polar bear in Canada. One of them was the guy that found out about that last fact.
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs. Is that true?
In 1681, the last dodo bird died. Not true. Look at Congress.
In the 1800's cats were used to deliver mail. In 1879, in Belgium 37 cats were used to deliver mail to villages, however they found that the cats were not disciplined enough to do this. Like, duh! Our government employees aren't either.
A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless. How long will Bush last if Carl Rove is indicted? If you want to verify how the chicken ate, etc. Click Here.
In 2002, dogs have killed more people in the U.S. than the Great White shark has killed in the past 100 years. I knew the great white shark was gettin a bad rap.
In 1916, an elephant was tried and hung for murder in Erwin, Tennessee. Tennessee. That explains everything, but Click here if you must learn more.
A giraffe is able to clean its ears with its own tongue. ewwwwwww!
Charles Darwin spent 39 years studying earthworms. When did he have time for the theory of evolution? I refuse to believe in a theory written by anyone who speant 39 years studying earthworms.
Fried spiders taste like nuts. I'm not even gonna comment here.
Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches. I don't think they should be allowed to do that to our elected officials.
There are more pigs than humans in Denmark. Disclaimer Not intended to be a racial slur.
Every year, 100 million sharks are killed by people. But none by Lawyers. Professional Courtesy.
More people die from eating sharks then from being eaten by them. This is due to a poison in shark meat. Makes you wanna go Hmmmm
Sharks can sense a drop of blood from a mile away. As can most attorneys.
A cow releases about 125 gallons of gas per day. That's about $375 worth of gas. How do we harness that? Cows can detect odors up to five miles away. But I bet they aren't happy about it due to the last fact.
Things I just thought you should know.
PS: Cats taste like chicken.
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A blue whale's tongue is so large that fifty people could stand on it. Until he swallows.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. And the older ones never ever use their blinker either. Oops, different topic. Nevermind.
If you spray an antiseptic spray on a polar bear, its fur will turn purple. If anyone will go out and verify this one personally, email me about it. If you can.
In the last 30 years, only seven people have been killed by a polar bear in Canada. One of them was the guy that found out about that last fact.
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs. Is that true?
In 1681, the last dodo bird died. Not true. Look at Congress.
In the 1800's cats were used to deliver mail. In 1879, in Belgium 37 cats were used to deliver mail to villages, however they found that the cats were not disciplined enough to do this. Like, duh! Our government employees aren't either.
A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless. How long will Bush last if Carl Rove is indicted? If you want to verify how the chicken ate, etc. Click Here.
In 2002, dogs have killed more people in the U.S. than the Great White shark has killed in the past 100 years. I knew the great white shark was gettin a bad rap.
In 1916, an elephant was tried and hung for murder in Erwin, Tennessee. Tennessee. That explains everything, but Click here if you must learn more.
A giraffe is able to clean its ears with its own tongue. ewwwwwww!
Charles Darwin spent 39 years studying earthworms. When did he have time for the theory of evolution? I refuse to believe in a theory written by anyone who speant 39 years studying earthworms.
Fried spiders taste like nuts. I'm not even gonna comment here.
Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches. I don't think they should be allowed to do that to our elected officials.
There are more pigs than humans in Denmark. Disclaimer Not intended to be a racial slur.
Every year, 100 million sharks are killed by people. But none by Lawyers. Professional Courtesy.
More people die from eating sharks then from being eaten by them. This is due to a poison in shark meat. Makes you wanna go Hmmmm
Sharks can sense a drop of blood from a mile away. As can most attorneys.
A cow releases about 125 gallons of gas per day. That's about $375 worth of gas. How do we harness that? Cows can detect odors up to five miles away. But I bet they aren't happy about it due to the last fact.
Things I just thought you should know.
PS: Cats taste like chicken.
Comment in our Forum!
More things that just piss me off
posted by NameCritic at 12:25 PM
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I'll have to try the fried spiders. Where can I get some?
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